If you read my messages daily, you have probably noticed that I went missing for a week. I wish I could say it was because I was on a Mediterranean cruise relaxing in the sun and touring exotic locations! One can dream right!!
The truth is that last week was a pretty busy week, spent lots of time taking care of the family and lots of yard work. Combine that with the feeling that my creative writing skills took their own Mediterranean cruise and that leaves all of you with a missing Laura for a week!
So, this week I am focused and I feel some creative thoughts are flowing again! So here we go with our Tickle Me Tuesday Joke!!
There were three men lost in the woods when they came upon
a raging river.
The first man looked up at God and said “God, please give me the strength to cross the river.” And poof, God gave him strong arms and legs and he made it across the river in 2 hours.
The second man looked up at God and said, “God, please give me the strength to cross the river.” And poof, God gave him a row boat and he made it across the river in 45 minutes.
The third man looked up at God and said, “God, please give me the strength and the intelligence to cross the river.” And poof, God made the man a woman with a map and she crossed the river in 5 minutes by using the bridge!
Joke by Joel Osteen